Ove´s News Agency (ONA) / 3.3.2000

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  Disgusting corruption scandal disclosed: Kennel dog accepts cookie bribe to stop barking at guests. Our spokesman refuses to reveal the names of the parties involved, but assures us it won´t happen again.

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