
Hey Mimi"Come
look at this nasty stuff
Mother
Nature sure called your bluff.
Yesterday
you said you wanted to see snow
But
you didn't mention temperature of ten below.
You
forgot how that North wind can blow
And
move those drifts to and fro.
And
Mimi I just heard on the radio
The
schools are closed;So the kids can't go.
Roads
are so bad they had to cancel the school bus So I guess the kids will stay
home with us.
Dear
Mimi"Why do you storm and cuss?
Why
are you putting up such a fuss?
You didn't
know Midwestern winters were so bad ?
Why
Mimi"When I was just a little tad.
The
snow drifts would pile up so high
You
had to stand on a ladder to see the sky.
Around
here cabin fever will make you cry
And
for old England you will pine and sigh.
Already there's twenty inches on the ground
Before
it's over,another eight or ten will be found.
Then
the wind will blow and it will drift.
And all the skiers will head for the lift.
I guess to a skier"Snow is Gods gift.
But he dont have to shovel it.
Mimi
dear"This snow has already buried everything
We just
might be stuck here till spring.
My
dear a day off from work is such a treat
Just
too sit here and revel in the heat.
What
do you mean there's nothing to eat?
But
if I go outside I might freeze my feet.
OK Mimi"
It's your turn to stand and laugh
While
I go out and shovel a path.
GOD"How
I hate this nasty snow
To shovel
that stuff when it's ten below.
Mimi
you wouldn't like it here I know.
Maybe
Florida is where we ought to go.
Elmer
Ake