One day God was sitting on his throne
Tired and weary to the bone.
 He said I've made a hundred suns today
But man don't do nothing but play.
This man I made I love so dear
Dont do nothing but sit and drink beer.

Too the Devil he said we need a plan
Something to straighten out that man.
Then the Devil said that last woman you sent
Has tore things up Hell sure is bent.
She will do the job"I have a hunch
 God said good"I'll send her down right after lunch.

 Next morning Adam woke with a start
He thought he heard someone fart
Slowly he opened up his eye's
And standing there to his surprise .
It was the reject from hell.

It had a real nasty grin
Two big eyes that glared at him.
It had two big lumps on it's chest
 One pointed east one pointed west.
And from what old Adam could see
It didn't have a faucet,so it could pee.

It said listen to me you nasty man
I'll make you as miserable as I can.
Now I have got a job to do
And by God it starts with you.
I will raise hell from sun till sun
Cause a womans work is never done

It said get up off your lazy ass
Get out there and cut the grass.
 It said come on boy you better believe
I am the boss my name is Eve
Then Adams head began to swim
 How could God do this to him?

Then Eve's voice got sweet as honey
 Said dear go out and get some money.
 I need a new  wardrobe you see
 And a dozen pairs of shoe's for me.
 And before I marry up with you
 I better go get a new hairdo.

Then Eve say's my honey dear
No more golf,no more drinking beer
 On the weekends you are staying here.
And you can tell your drunkin friends
This is where the party ends
Time for you to make amends.

Then comes the time upon his knees
Before the Throne" Adam make's his pleas.
All Mighty God for what it's worth
 I have lived in hell down on earth.
Please God give me a reprieve
Dont make me stay up here with Eve.
~Elmer Ake~