ANTI-BLACKTHRONE HATELIST



All the facts on this website are the truth, because there's absolutely no sense at all of building a boycott-campang upon lies and madeup stories. It will never have an effect such as the real facts and truths. You can question this from any of the participators of the anti-Blackthrone list. This is a serious matter and thus we are standing united 100% serious about it.


WHAT is BLACKTHRONE & SUFFERING JESUS PROD.? The Black Metal scene of Finland has always been about true belief to the art and cause and thus there hasn't been pranksters or idiot funsters around as there has always been present the strong discipline and understanding of puritanical way of Black Metal. The plague of Internet seemed to change this by making Black Metal a more "easy" and accessable thing, luring out scum and worms from their holes. These pathetic subhumans, having no principles in general and especially no idea about what Black Metal is, caring only for what's "fun" in life, jokes, comedy etc., seem to feel the necessary urge to mock what we value. We all know these unbelievably "humorous" terms like "penguins", "tr00 kvlt" and other mindless shit brewed in the brains of people who don't understand Black Metal and try to ease it up by bringing humour to it. Humour is one way for a person to try to deal with scary or strange things one doesn't understand. BLACKTHRONE is a concentration of all this in the small scale of Finland.

BLACKTHRONE was born in 2000. It was clear from the beginning what their motives were as they presented humoured ridicule of Black Metal with haha-humour and jokes/clumsy irony combined with shitty C-class punk metal. The band consists of a small group of hardcore/punk assholes who for some reason found the urge to mock Black Metal by reforming this joke group. The first tracks "released" were never put on tape or even CD-R (what a waste of funds would've that been) but instead, presumably because they knew how noone would actually BUY this shit, all tracks.. titled to consist on 'demos' and '7" EPs' were only mp3 tracks available from their website. Maybe it was one level of humour that the 7" EP's were not ever made of vinyl but mp3 for internet mice to laugh on.



Blackthrone members' official picture

Since the persons behind BLACKTHRONE have nothing to do with Metal, let alone the Satanic Flame of Black Metal, their identities remain unknown to the Finnish scene and it's members. At this point of hatred it is their fool's luck that the violence is yet to be avoided because noone knows who these jokers are. They use pseudonymes like Insanus, Evil Pope, Drugstar Alpha, Torturator, Mann ov Nekro and so forth which are trying to be ironical mockery of Black Metal by going so over the top with these themes that BM uses.

The actual songs and especially the titles and lyrics of them are idiotic parody of famous Black Metal titles, like for example Goatfog, Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone, Under A Freezing Moon, In The Glare Of Burning Oulugian Churches, Carpathian Funeral and Black Funeral Holocaust. Then there are other just plain stupid comedy songs like Live In A Norway, Official Black Metal, Sky Is Black (And Satan), Evil Pope In Uranus, Cold Winter (Hard Penis), Pure Grave, Dracula Vampyrus Satanus Infernus, Ancient Satan (Very Old And Perverted Killer) etc.. And finally there are a lot of Finnish songs/lyrics which are continuing the same "funny" line but are really hard to translate into English to express all their stupidity. Some of them: Pakkanen Tappaa Suomessa!!! = Freezing temperature kills in Finland!!!, Suomalaismiehen Verikosto = The bloody vengeance of a Finnish man, Kylmyys Tappaa Tuhansia = Coldness kills thousands.. and so forth. If you still haven't got the point of their immature little kids' jokes, here's a caption of some of the lyrics without any alterations or censorship:

Blackthrone lyrics

Some might question, where's the harm in this little inside joke. Why haven't the people of Finland or this campagn been activated before? Indeed, if this group of morons would have been joking by themselves in their small circle, there wouldn't have been actual damage or harm done. Maybe a fun one-night-beating would've been only entertaining but that's it. But things have gone worse. Everyone in Finland left these jokers to their own worthlessness. But then there were found even more stupid people than BLACKTHRONE in the world. An actual record label to RELEASE that shit on real CD, not on mp3! That label is SUFFERING JESUS PRODUCTIONS from Canada. The bitch in charge is Evil Edith aka Maryann Malloy and she is well aware of the fact that BLACKTHRONE is nothing but a joke and a parody trying to mock Black Metal. She even commented that it was one of the reasons she WANTED to release BLACKTHRONE. And this brings us to the main point of this campaign, not only to hate and destroy BLACKTHRONE but especially hate, boycott and destroy SUFFERING JESUS which openly supports half-assed joke bands and the humiliation of Black Metal! A regular person can't perhaps go beat up BLACKTHRONE members or burn up all the CD's released, but what everyone CAN do is openly boycott and hate SUFFERING JESUS & Maryann Malloy, spread the word of truth against this stupid, cocksucking, money whoring slut and her label! Because it doesn't stop just to BLACKTHRONE; SUFFERING JESUS openly supports other similar "punk/crust/fuckoff" metalbands. Maryann Malloy is even PROUD of this!


WHY resist and destroy BLACKTHRONE & SUFFERING JESUS? Many have a strong idea that the current state of Black Metal is rotten and decaying, even dead. There are countless of really stupid and poser bands, jokes or serious, and several otherwise ignorant and worthless that should be opposed and destroyed as well. Some think that this hate campagn only strenghtens BLACKTHRONE's jokes and stupidity, giving them free advertizing and popularity and there are even some so utterly stupid that think that the state of Black Metal is so lost already that a little comedy and a jolly dance on it's grave is only for the good, to ruin it for the "Black Metal kids". So WHY do we choose to hate and build a campaign against BLACKTHRONE and SUFFERING JESUS? Here following are a few facts and reasons:

- Free publicity? Well, if someone, based on these facts and the list of how many people/bands/labels/whatever show their strong resistance, gets excited and interested of BLACKTHRONE that person is a lost cause already. If someone is amused of this "irony, comedy and wonderful sarcasm" then BLACKTHRONE is just the perfect thing and these fuckholes should be helped to find eachother. And maybe, just maybe, they can think together that when the laughter stops, what is left? Black Metal doesn't need such insects and worms like these, fuck'em.

- There's too much shit in this world to cleanse it the way we would want it to be. But there just has to be some barrier, fence, A FUCKING LINE which cannot be crossed! We have watched Dimmu Borgirs and Mystic Circles pass by and that's a train that we cannot stop. But this is still a matter that can be affected. Strong resistance and boycott will show results. Even if they were just small ones, little details.. Someone giving another thought of buying that shitCD, someone telling his friends what assholes these jokers are or even a one person who decides that will not support a label that releases this kind of crap or a distribution which sells and spreads this shit. If even one person in a hundred or even in a thousand is affected, it is a victory to our cause. It's never too late to hate.

- Spit on the grave of once so grandeur Black Metal, now ruined by ignorants and children? If someone attacks and invades our home, we'll just flee? Is the right decision always to give up, even if it's something that's the most important thing our lives? Fuck that, rise up, resist and die fighting! Black Metal has always been about strenght and right of might, why is there people who are giving up the first moment there comes trouble? Isn't that the exact weakness that we HATE? And even worse, if something is ruined already, should we ruin it even more? If you come home one night and your house is on fire, do you throw some gasoline to the flames because the house is going to burn anyway? If someone is raping your girlfriend/sister/mother/dog/whatever will you join the raping or give a helping hand to the rapist, just because the rape is already going on? If you're hanging on a cliff, should you just jump off because you're falling anyway? What kind of weakness propaganda is this?!?! Do I hear some Jesus there, maybe turn the other cheek and all that crap? WAKE UP ASSHOLE!

- Nothing can be ever achieved if noone does anything. Sitting on your ass is not going to change things. If this goes wrong, at least we tried!


WHEN to act?? The time is now brothers. Actions have already been made and minds have been affected. The list at end of the site + statements from inviduals tell you more than can be explained with words. The hatred has awoken. The word has spread. The flyers have been made and distributed like HELL. Now is your turn, join the legions and do your part in this boycott!

STILL FUNNY? If you've read this far and still think BLACKTHRONE is a successfully funny thing, maybe even worth to buy a CD, go have a blast. Watch a few good comedies, laugh with your buddies and have the FUN of your life. You are a lost cause and we couldn't care less. But maybe you should stop and think for a moment, what is there in life besides laughter and fun? Is everything open for ridicule and fun making, parody and irony? When your mother is being raped to death or you find yourself paralyzed in a wheelchair for the rest of your life and WE will be there laughing, you can consider again that maybe some things are serious or even sacred to some dedicated inviduals, who truly understand this life. This doesn't mean that all Black Metal people are just "too grim and kvlt and tr00000" to have a laugh sometimes, even for themselves. We have fun and good laughs. We understand irony and pointing out unintentionally funny things about Black Metal. People who can't do that are not true to themselves and indeed poor in mind, mostly just teenagers with not yet a developed ideology.

BLACKTHRONE is winning? Some might think that Black Metal really seems to be vulnerable as this small joke band and a shitty label is shaking the system so badly. WRONG. BLACKTHRONE and SUFFERING JESUS could be compared to dogshit. Having dogshit on your shoe doesn't prevent you from walking in any way. It doesn't even slow you down. But it still is so fucking irritating/disturbing that you really want to get rid of it, clean your boots and continue walking without a stinking piece of crap on your shoes. That's exactly what these things are to Black Metal; shit that needs to be cleaned although it doesn't harm it in anyway. True spirit of Black Metal is above this kind of things and beyond such desecration that BLACKTHRONE and SUFFERING JESUS are trying to provide.


FUCK BLACKTHRONE,
FUCK SUFFERING JESUS,
HAIL BLACK METAL!!!!!


Download the flyers, spread them like AIDS:

Flyer 1

Flyer 2

Flyer 3



These legions have signed their allegiance to this hatecampaign. All of these bands/labels/inviduals stand 100% against the shit of Blackthrone and their label bitch Suffering Jesus. If you consider this campaign to be just a joke or a pissed off opinion of a single invidual, take a look at this list and think again. If you want to join this list and show your support, e-mail your business to molestor@hammer-of-hate.com.

Bands

Alttari (FIN)
Anal Blasphemy (FIN)
Annihilatus (FIN)
Anthem of Night (FIN)
Archgoat (FIN)
Arsonist Lodge (FIN)
ArthemesiA (FIN)
Azaghal (FIN)
Baptism (FIN)
Behexen (FIN)
Black Death Ritual (FIN)
Black Swan (FIN)
Bloodhammer (FIN)
Blood Red Fog (FIN)
Blutschrei (FIN)
Calvarium (FIN)
Charnel Winds (FIN)
Darkwoods My Betrothed (FIN)
Deathtrashers Kuopio (FIN)
Exordium (FIN)
Famulus ab Satanas (FIN)
Flame (FIN)
Förgjord (FIN)
Goatsodomy (FIN)
Grond (SWE)
Hammer (FIN)
Hell Patrol (FIN)
Hellspirit (FIN)
Hoath (FIN)
Horna (FIN)
Ic Rex (FIN)
Korgonthurus (FIN)
Moonsorrow (FIN)
Musta Kappeli (FIN)
Neutron Hammer (FIN)
October Falls (FIN)
Ordog (FIN)
Partakrist (FIN)
Pestiferous (FIN)
Prevalent Resistance (FIN)
Pure Evil (FIN)
Sacrificial Dagger (FIN)
Sacrilegious Impalement (FIN)
Sargeist (FIN)
Satanic Warmaster (FIN)
Slave's Mask (FIN)
Spirit of the Forest (FIN)
Stormheit (FIN)
Syöpä (FIN)
Torturium (FIN)
Trollheim's Grott (FIN)
Uncreation's Dawn (FIN)
Urn (FIN)
Verge (FIN)
Verivala (FIN)
Vitsaus (FIN)
Vordr (FIN)
Vultyr (FIN)
Warhorn (FIN)
Wolfthrone (FIN/SPA)
Wounds (FIN)
Wyrd (FIN)


Labels/distros

Antihumanism (BEL)
Arma Diaboli Productions (RUS)
Asphyxiate Recordings (AUS)
Blood and Soil Productions (SPA)
Breath of Pestilence (FIN)
Budget Funeral Records (FIN)
Death to Distro (FIN)
Folterkammer Records (HUN)
Grievantee (FIN)
Hammer of Hate (FIN)
Insidious Poisoning Records (FRA)
Melaskhole Productions (HOL)
Mörk Propaganda (SWE)
Northern Sky Productions (USA)
No Sign of Life (FIN)
Obscure Abhorrence Productions (GER)
Serpent's Eye (FIN)
Spread Evil Productions (FIN)
Storming Death Music (FIN)
Svartanatt Distro (SWE)
Unborn Productions (NOR)
Varjot Produtions (FIN)
Werewolf Records (FIN)
Winterreich Productions (Aus)


Zines

Chopped Down Roots (LAT)
Dark Moon (FIN)
Kaleidoscope (FIN)
Perverse Gospel (FIN)
Stronghold Keeper/Dark Stronghold webzine (RUS)
Taakefrost webzine (GER)
Wipe Ass zine (FRA)


Artists/graphic designers

Babalon Graphics (FIN)
Ritual Nucleart (FIN)


Inviduals/other groups/organisations

Club Underground (FIN)
Lord Puke / Morbid Tunes of the Black Angels / Way of the Force (FRA)
Maija the Goatess (USA)
Myrmydon / Cathedral of the Black Goat
Pussyslaughter / Lahti Metal Inquisition (FIN)
Werewolf Legions (HOL)




QUOTATIONS:
Here are some statements/opinions about the matter by those on the list!


"Suffering Jesus needs to go, nothing but a fucking joke label. She releases these joke bands and tries to sell this CRAP to black metal people. People need to be informed."
- Northern Sky Productions (USA)


"Enough is enough. In an over-populated scene, full of johnny come lately teenagers, childish ideals or none at all, still there remains a few who posses the true black flame of what black metal is about, should be about and was always intended to be about. The farce know as Suffering Jesus Prod reeks of the putrid stench of callow antics, idiotic morals / ideals, excuses and an obvious ambition for acceptance into something that does not want nor need SJP, whilist mocking the very fundemental ideals which are the cornerstone of Black Metal and to which is held so close to so few these days.

The time has come to boycott! Prohibit the trade of such releases like Blackthrone, deny the propositions of those who seek to spread productions that support and attempt at making black metal a funny, tongue in cheek joke! Choke the life out of their existence! We support all those who support this cause and ones like it! There is no complex issue here. Simply to stop those who mock and belittle the true ideals of Black Metal and turning it into a fun, cool and acceptable metal genre."
- Asphyxiate Recordings (AUS)


"I did recently a trade with SJ label and now i get informed about this, cd's in distro will be put off the list and destroyed or given away. I hope finnish underground will take more actions against these leeches."
- Antihumanism records (BEL)


"Although the purity of Black Metal cannot be tainted in any way by these clowns, time has come to fight! To spread the word that there is ZERO TOLERANCE for bands and labels attempting to release this mockery! This campaign has already shown that there exist a great number of people who understand the true meaning and principles behind the words “Black Metal”. If you doubt this, then look at the list of all bands, labels and other individuals who have joined this campaign, fighting against these humorous “black metal”-acts and labels trying to promote this filth! The time is now! Let’s show these worms, once and for all, what Finnish Black Metal Scene is all about.

HAIL BLACK METAL!"
-Diabolus Sylvarum / ARSONIST LODGE (FIN)


"Brainless babies crawled into a field unkown to them. A field of plays, they might’ve thought. Yet this territory breathes not a spirit of childish games! This is a dead altar! An altar where upon these kids are meant to be beheaded, immediately. This is not an hour for funny tricks! This is an hour for us to lower our daggers on their throats. In real darkness there is no joy."
-Hellwind Inferion / FaS / Uncreation’s Dawn / URN